Guess what?

George Bush has the power to crush the testicles of small children.

Awesome!

NAZICAT

Watch out, Jewcat!

Okay, that's enough cats.
Soon I'll post something of substance, I promise.

FROGCAT

I need to find more of these.

JEWCAT

Beware

The Australian Government: Protecting Your Family From Porn and Gays

Well that's just great

The Australian Government has decided to spend $116.6 million on giving every Australian a free porn filter, to protect families online. Whenever I hear the words "protect families" I want to kill myself. What the hell does it mean to "protect families"?

If you believe the far-right deadshits that populate our Government and talk-radio programs, Australian families need to be protected from porn, gays, Muslims, communists and the Greens (Who are, coincidentally, gay porn-loving Muslim communists).

What happens these poor families aren't protected? A search of Google Images for "Unprotected families" shed little light on the subject. Although there was this picture:


Well there you have it. If families aren't protected, they'll become fish.


On a lighter note, while searching through "pro-family" (read: anti-gay) websites, I stumbled over this:

Family of faggot fans fly the flag.

That is probably the greatest alliteration in history. Bravo BBC.

Oh, and Fred Nile needs to be fucken glassed.

The Greatest Game Ever Made

Alot of computer nerds like to debate over whether or not computer games can be considered "art". The movie critic Roger Ebert likes to claim that this can never be so, although he's never actually played one.

Thankfully, one game will forever put the debate to rest in the hands of the affirmative team.

Here it is.

QBasic Gorillas

So, Roger, as a way to pass the time while you're recovering from your burst blood vessel, play the greatest game ever created by man. And eat your words!

Check out more on this epic debate here.

Deadly Rooms Of Death

Download it from Home of the Underdogs. Do it.

It's a free puzzle game where you go around killing cockroaches and other junk. Although graphically it's nothing special it's addictive as hell once your into it. Oh and it's free. Yeah boi!

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