The Australian Government: Protecting Your Family From Porn and Gays

Well that's just great

The Australian Government has decided to spend $116.6 million on giving every Australian a free porn filter, to protect families online. Whenever I hear the words "protect families" I want to kill myself. What the hell does it mean to "protect families"?

If you believe the far-right deadshits that populate our Government and talk-radio programs, Australian families need to be protected from porn, gays, Muslims, communists and the Greens (Who are, coincidentally, gay porn-loving Muslim communists).

What happens these poor families aren't protected? A search of Google Images for "Unprotected families" shed little light on the subject. Although there was this picture:


Well there you have it. If families aren't protected, they'll become fish.


On a lighter note, while searching through "pro-family" (read: anti-gay) websites, I stumbled over this:

Family of faggot fans fly the flag.

That is probably the greatest alliteration in history. Bravo BBC.

Oh, and Fred Nile needs to be fucken glassed.